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Aruban Coast Guard Calls off Search

The Aruban Coast Guard called off yet another search for Natalie Holloway today when a tip turned out to be a false alarm. Aruban citizens, energized by the showing of a Dutch television show whose name translates to "Arrest Requested" thought they had spotted a body floating in the ocean near the coast. The show is similar to the American program "Most Wanted." Here we see a member of the Aruban Coast Guard pulling in what was thought to be a woman's body only to find it was an inflatable replica of a woman. As no owner claimed the plastic woman, members of the coast guard drew straws to see who would get to take her home. Joran Van der Sloot and the Kalpoe brothers were not available for comment. Oh, yeh, and neither was the new "clean cut" guy.

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