Time to Slim Down
After feeling particularly bulbous today, I stepped on the scale and found it was broken (I don't think I broke it!). As a result of this incident I decided it was time to "slim down." I have designed the attached PORK-O-METER (pronounced pork ah' meh ter) to help measure my progress. To simplify reading of the porkometer I have calibrated it to read in pounds.
Currently the porkometer reading is 235 which converts to 235 pounds. This is way too high. On the right side of the porkometer is the goal weight. I will study some diets and things to determine how best to get there. So far the current choices are:
o The Adkins Diet - I did this once, it worked fine, but I did not do well maintaining
o The Slimfast Diet - I did this a couple of times and it worked, again, maintenance issues
o Amputate a Leg - I have never tried this, but believe it to be an extreme measure
o The South Beach Diet - Never tried it, supposed to be like Adkins with fruit (or maybe for fruits, I am not sure)
o Miscellaneous other Diets - There is a new diet in every woman's magazine that comes out
o See Food Diet - This is my current diet, I see food, I eat food
I will make sure that the current porkometer readings are posted in timely fashion and updated here.
09-25-2005 --- 235 lb
09-26-2005 --- 235 lb
09-27-2005 --- 234 lb
10-02-2005 --- 230 lb
10-07-2005 --- 230 lb
10-08-2005 --- 229 lb
10-15-2005 --- 228 lb
10-30-2005 --- 227 lb
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