The Doctor's Appointment
What follows is a joke, although it reminds me of a couple of women in my life!
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A sweet little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and they are always silent."The nice lady continues, "As a matter of fact, I've already farted several times since I've been here in your office and you didn't know I was farting because, as I said, they don't smell and they are silent."
The doctor looks at her thoughtfully and gives her a bottle of red pills.
"Take three of these a day, then see me again next week," directs the doctor.
The following week the lady is back.
"Doctor," says the old gal, "I don't know what those red pills were, but now my farts...although still silent...stink terribly."
The doctor replies, "Good!!! Now that your sinuses are clear, let's work on those ears."
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