What is a Pun?
The definition of a pun is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between like sounding words for humorous effect.
Here are some different catagories of puns (my catagories), so prepare yourself for some real PUNishment!!
Literary Puns
- How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he needs to give it a good twist.
Political Science Puns
- If Progress means To "move forward," what does Congress Mean?
Science and Math Puns
- Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
- Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.... (ooops, that's a knock knock joke)
Psychology Puns
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
- A guy walks into the psychiatrist’s office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, “I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Anthropology Puns
- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
Sports Puns
- Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
- I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Wedding Puns
- And then there were two antennas who met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
Hunting and Fishing Puns
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Construction Industry Puns
- When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Mortuary Puns
- Sign on the gate of a cemetery: INTER HERE.
Bar Puns
- Hear about the dyslexic man who walked into a bra.
- Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
- Same bar different man, he walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
- A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
- Four fonts were insulted in a bar as the barman asked them to leave immediately as their 'type' was not allowed there
If you made it all the way to the end you are really in bad way. Get a life!
If there are any you don't understand, same answer.
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