Let them eat grass
THIS IS A JOKE, SON!!!!
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
The attorney ordered his driver to stop to allow him to investigate.
He asked one man, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,' said the lawyer.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.'
'Bring them along ,' the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man the barrister called out, 'You come with us, as well!'
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind.'
'Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer smiled kindly, 'Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high!'
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